![]() move your butt around or make a dress out of meat? Leslie: We need to break Ron from her spell. Leslie: Basically we are being attacked by Godzilla, and to beat Godzilla, we need Mothra. Leslie: You gold digger! You are literally a gold digger! But I had to learn about his finances to make sure my future was protected. ![]() Tammy One: In a sense, yes, but in another, truer sense, no, it is not. Leslie: OK, you know what? Let's cut the crap. Ron: I hope the rest of your day is cool beans. Ron: Here's something neat: Tammy's got me taking baby aspirin to lower my risk of heart disease. Tammy pointed out that my face looked better without any hair on it, and it did collect a lot of food crumbs which is very unsanitary. Leslie: Good morning, sir! How can I help you? RON! Your mustache fell off! What is your name?Īpril: She's the cold distant mother I never had. Ron: Why do I only date brunettes? You know, sometimes, you eat chicken and you get food poisoning, and then even the sight of chicken makes you sick. Every time another department asks for more money, he just stares them down until they back off and/or wet themselves.īen: I would guess that they would be bankrupt by the end of this sentence. Leslie: Our secret weapon in this budgetary battle: Ron. In another subplot, Ann Perkins asks Chris Traeger to film a quick Public Service Announcement about diabetes, but the overly-enthusiastic Chris spends all day doing countless takes, making Ann wonder why she even dated him in the first place. They ignore Ben's warnings that the company will go bankrupt in a month, but Tom later apologizes to Ben after discovering that he was right. Ben discovers that Tom and Jean-Ralphio Saperstein are wasting large amounts of money on a state-of-the-art office, giving employees high salaries with full benefits, and paying Detlef Schrempf and Roy Hibbert to play basketball all day, despite having no income. In a subplot, Tom Haverford asks Ben Wyatt to look over the finances of his company, Entertainment 720. Ron, finally fed up over people controlling him, chugs the jug dry and tells both Tammy's to leave him alone. Leslie enters the drinking contest to save Ron from his mother and ex-wife, but the liquor immediately makes her too drunk to continue. Tammy 0 challenges Tammy I to a "prairie drink-off" of highly alcoholic Swanson family mash liquor, but Tammy 0 says Ron will return to the farm forever if she wins. ![]() They decide to ask Ron's survivalist mother, Tamara – nicknamed Tammy, or Tammy 0 – for help and she agrees. Leslie asks Ron's second ex-wife Tammy 2 for help, but even she is scared of Tammy I – Tammy I attacked Tammy 2 with acid when her and Ron first got together. Leslie needs Ron to be his usual gruff self for the battle royale and confronts Tammy I about the audit, which she admits is fake – she decided to take Ron back after learning about all the gold he had. Ron shaves off his moustache, becomes kind, and refuses to do anything without Tammy I's approval. Over the course of the next week, Tammy I moves back in with Ron and assumes complete control over him. Tammy I's strict maternal nature intimidates everyone into following her orders, which impresses April. Tammy I is horrified at Ron's recordkeeping and demands access to every part of his life for the audit. However, she was cold and controlling, which forever turned Ron off to blonde women after their divorce. Ron explains that Tammy I had been present throughout most of his young life: she delivered him as a baby, was his teacher, and she even took his virginity. He does, however, have large amounts of gold that he has buried all over Pawnee. Leslie, Andy Dwyer, and April Ludgate help Ron but discover he has few actual receipts, just notes of purchase that he wrote himself and photographs of gentlemen's agreements. Ron Swanson's intimidating presence and libertarian beliefs are pivotal for the parks department to succeed in getting more funds over other departments, but he is too busy preparing for his upcoming tax audit served to him by his first ex-wife, Tammy 1. Leslie Knope is preparing for the "battle royale": a big meeting between all departments where they argue over funding. It premiered on Septemto 4.33 million viewers. " Ron and Tammys" is the second episode of season 4 of the NBC television series Parks and Recreation. My first ex-wife's name is Tammy, my second ex-wife's name is Tammy. Randall Einhorn Episode navigation Previous
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